Bonnie’s life has been a rollercoaster of questionable decisions and even more questionable career moves. She started off in the circus—yes, an actual traveling circus—where she juggled flaming torches, walked tightropes, and developed an impressive ability to swear in six languages after getting bitten by an angry monkey. Life was wild, unpredictable, and full of sketchy carnies, but Bonnie wanted something even crazier… so she became an accountant.

For five long, soul-sucking years, she drowned in spreadsheets, audited people who lied worse than her exes, and tried not to hurl herself out of her office window every tax season. It was during one particularly mind-numbing expense report that she had an epiphany: “Screw this—I’d rather stab people with ink than with IRS penalties.” And just like that, she quit her cushy job, bought a tattoo machine, and never looked back.

Now, Bonnie brings her circus skills (steady hands, a flair for the dramatic, and a total lack of fear) to the world of tattooing. Whether you want a delicate floral design or a full-back masterpiece of a screaming demon riding a motorcycle, she’s got you covered—literally. Just don’t ask her to do your taxes. She’ll laugh in your face and then probably tattoo "Audit This" across your forehead.

Not much of this is true.